ej ljudovi!!!!
napokon van pišen novi post, nakon dugooo vrimena...ja van tako reć neman vrime na za komp jer moran ućit ako se želin upisat u školu koju oću...
rodica mi je prosljedila štafetu...moran van otkrit mojih 5 tajni, nevolin se ispovisat, al eto!!!
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eo sad ispovid
1.mrzin umišljene ljude i ljude koji se uvlače drugim ljudima u guzicuu..
2.obožavan sve bombone...nadanse da se neću udebljat od njih...hehehe
3.nevolin znatiželjne, naporne, dosadne ljude i one koje volu ogovarat...
4.volin ić bilo di samo da nisan u kući, a najviše volin ić na trening (nogomet)...
5.napokon zadnje više neznan još šta da napišen...
mrzinnnn školu, pisat domeće radove, i ućit, da van najjednostavnije sve kažen mrzin školu i sve šta se vrti oko nje!!!!
eo napokon je završio i ovaj post!!!neznan šta da van više pišen....
iden napisat domaći pa na trening...
OSTAVITE MI PUNOOO KOMENTARA
reka san mami da mi napravi sendvić sa piletinon, a ona je viknila babi da duje oće kokoš.
pošto san bio zločest ona mi je dala samo juhu....
sad san gladan...nahranite me neman za papar....
kmeeeee....
Evo san i ja otvoria blog, iako je napisan iz sprtdancije, ocu puno komentara....ode cete citat sve o mom stvarnom životu....i svim zanimljivim događajima u mom životu...pooooz i pišite mi!!!!!!!!!!
Kad vas policija zaustavi sljedeci put, probajte neke od ovih stvari:
1. Ako policajac prica s tobom, pretvaraj se da si gluh.
2. Pitaj ga mozes li vidjeti njegov pistolj.
3. Ako ne da, nego te pita zasto, reci da hoces vidjeti da li je veci od tvojega.
4. Rukuj se s njim i stalno ga dodiruj.
5. Pitaj ga gdje je dobio takvu ludu odjecu.
6. Pitaj ga da li ti posudi svoj kostim
7. Pitaj ga za ime i prezime i onda ga oslovljavaj samo imenom.
8. Pretvaraj se da si peder i pitaj ga hoce li izaci s tobom.
9. Ako kaze ne, pocni plakati.
10. Ako kaze da, prijavi ga nadredjenima.
11. Ako te hoce pregledati i kaze da moras rasiriti noge, reci mu da te ne zanima.
12. Reci mu da ti se svidjaju muskarci u uniformi.
13. Potkupi ga slatkisima.
14. Probaj istovremeno s njim reci: "Dobro vecer gospodine, vozacku i prometnu molim."
15. Ako ti da nesto za potpisati, prvo se pocesi po guzici pa onda uzmi njegovu olovku u ruku.
16. Ako ti da kemijsku u ruke, skrivaj je, rastavi i izvadi ulozak.
17. Pitaj ga ima li kcerku. Ako da, reci mu da ti je poznato njegovo prezime.
18. Nek ti sve objasni dvaput.
19. Ponovi potiho sve sto on kaze.
20. Pricaj sam sa sobom.
21. Probaj mu prodati svoj auto.
22. Pitaj ga hoce li ti prodati svoj auto.
23. Ako te hoce voditi u policijsku postaju, pitaj mozes li ti sjediti naprijed.
24. Ako moras sjediti straga, probaj ga pipkati po glavi kroz resetku.
25. Prije nego krenete provjeri jeste li svi vezani.
26. Brzo uzmi limenku piva i otvori prije nego dodje do tvojega auta.
27. Nek ti pridrzi pivo dok trazis dokumente.
28. Reci mu barem dvaput da prtljaznik ne treba pregledavati.
29. Pitaj ga je li on jedan od Village People i pitaj gdje su ostali.
30. Pitaj ga je li ikad ubio covjeka.
31. Ako odgovori da, pitaj je li to bilo na poslu.
32. S osmjehom na odlasku mu reci: "Pozdravi zenu i moju djecu"
33. Drzi gajbu piva na suvozackom sjedalu, naravno vezanu
34. Kad mu pruzas vozacku, uvali unutra mito od 10 feninga.
35. Pitaj ga ako moras puhati, hoce li prije dezinficirati svoju zvizdaljku
36. Glumi da nemozes otkopcati pojas, pa ga zamoli da ti pomogne.
37. Ako je vecer, stavi sunchane naocale. Ak pita da skines, reci da imas ruzne podocnjake nakon tuluma.
38. Dok kopas po pretincu, ponudi ga upotrijebljenom pepermint zvakom i pitaj jel treba rabljene baterije za svoju svjetlechu lizalicu.
39. U prometnoj drzi upakirani prezervativ. Ak pita zasto to, reci da ne ides u promet bez zastite.
40. Kad ti se priblizhi, ukljuchi brisac zadnjeg stakla. Ak te trazi da iskljuchis, pitaj ga hoce li ti on onda tjerat muhe s dupeta.
41. Kad te pita imas li vozacku, pravi se da ne cujes dobro, pa kad se priblizi da ti ponovi, reci; digresija gospodine, morate pit kvalitetnije vino. Od ovog vam smrdi iz usta na kilometar.
42. Kad vas zaustavi odma recite da niste vi i da vas je cinkao pravi krivac.
43. Pitaj kak to da neki policajci imaju bijele rukavice/narukvice i pokrivala za kape, a neki ne drze do higijene i jel to onda kaznjivo?
44. Prvu pomoc izvadi iz kutije i drzi u koristenom papirnatom skarniclu iz mesnice.
45. Ako imas elektricne podizace stakla, dok ti prica, igraj se njima, pa se pohvali: a jeste vidli? bez ruku! A da samo vidite automatski servo volan!
46. Pitaj ga da ti objasni kad je vec tu, kako to da ti skrguche
mjenjach kad oces prebaciti u Reli brzinu?
A JELDA SU BAZE BAŠ COOL
i još za kraj vas molin da ovo pogledate do kraja...baš je legendarno!!!!!!!!!!!!
i ovo isto morate pogledat...ovo nije neka sprdancija, al je baš zabavno!!!!!!
ciao ljudi, ovaj blog je napravljen iz sprdancije, al ovo sve sta citate je moj stvarni život ... tia imat puno komentara
MALO O MENI
IME: Duje
PREZIME:..nije bitno
GODINE: 13
ŽIVIN: u Splitu, na Sučidru
VOLIN: muziku, prijatelje, dobro društvo, nogomet, izlazit vanka
HOBI: Nogomet
SLUŠAN: uglavnom rock, pop, metal
Come on hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
Verse 2:
I sit and talk to God
And he just laughs at my plans
My head speaks a language
I don't understand
Chorus:
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste
Verse 3:
I don't wanna die
But I ain't keen on living either
Before I fall in love
I'm preparing to leave her
Scan myself to death
That's why I keep on running
Before I've arrived
I can see myself coming
Chorus (2)
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
Cause I got too much life
Running through my veins
Going to waste
And I need to feel real love
And a love ever after
I can not get enough
Chorus (2')
ROBBIE WILIAMS
I just wanna feel real love
Feel the home that I live in
I got too much love
Running through my veins
Going to waste
I just wanna feel real love
And a love ever after
There's a hole in my soul
You can see it in my face
It's a real big place
Repetition Verse 1 (and fade):
Come on hold my hand
I wanna contact the living
Not sure I understand
This role I've been given
I sit and wait
Does an angel contemplate my fate
And do they know
The places where we go
When we're grey and old'
cos I have been told
That salvation lets their wings unfold
So when I'm lying in my bed
Thoughts running through my head
And I feel that love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
Chorus
And through it all she offers me protection
A lot of love and affection
Whether I'm right or wrong
And down the waterfall Wherever it may take me
I know that life won't break me
When I come to call she won't forsake me
I'm loving angels instead
When I'm feeling weak
And my pain walks down a one way street
I look above
And I know I'll always be blessed with love
And as the feeling grows
She breathes flesh to my bones
And when love is dead
I'm loving angels instead
SRCE VATRENO
Bijelo-crvena polja hrvatska na dresu sjete me da ja volim te.
Igrajte za nju, Našu voljenu, nek’ jače kuca to srce vatreno.
E, yo, ekipo, da pozdravimo igrače sa tribina kada čuješ navijače.
Kad se pjesma ori, srce kuca jače, za gol, za Hrvatsku i igrače.
Iz daleka kao jeka tebi nose me povici, jer stadion je pun, a nas na stotine.
Kažem volim te i sada bodre te, neke ljubavi su vječne, zato, molim te, ko
one godine do pobjede nas vodite.
Srce vatreno u grudima ko molitve sada kuca jače ko da vrijeme stat će.
Kad vodimo pa bodrimo te napadače, minute puno znače, a samo nebo dat
će ono što nam treba pa da poslije skupa s nama plače.
Dani traju kraće, uz naše navijače i nebo gori, svi zajedno kad nas vide, znat će, da...
Bijelo-crvena polja Hrvatska na dresu sjete me da ja volim te.
Igrajte za nju, Našu voljenu, nek jače kuca to srce vatreno.
Halo, ljudi, ajmo, kažem nema predaje, igra se do kraja, kada krene, nema beda,
jer tisuću srca na tribini sad ko jedno je, malo vas je, malo vas je, šta? Svejedno je.
Da li znate da vas prate naše misli tamo, i da svako dijete sanja da ga prvi damo.
Baklje gore kao želje s tribine, ajmo, ponovno po ono šta je naše, kažu, još od davno.
I samo pusti da te vodi navijača pjesma, kao vjetar neka nosi vas do prvog mjesta.
Tako brzo kao što nas spaja autocesta ili ljubav koju nose skupa brat i sestra.
BRYAN ADAMS - PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Still feels like our first night together
Feels like the first kiss, it's gettin' better baby
No one can better this...
Still holdin' on, you're still the one
First time our eyes met, same feelin' I get
Only feels much stronger, wanna love ya longer
You still turn the fire on...
So if you're feelin' lonely don't
you're the only one I ever want
I only wanna make it good
so if I love ya a little more than I should
Please forgive me, I know not what I do...
...I can't stop lovin' you
Don't deny me this pain I'm going through...
...if I need ya like I do
Please believe me every word I say is true...
...our best times are together...
...touch, still gettin' closer baby
Can't get close enough...
Still holdin' on, still number one
I remember the smell of your skin...everything
...all your moves...you, yeah!
...the nights ya know I still do...
...One thing I'm sure of is the way we make love
And one thing I depend on is for us to stay strong
With every word and every breath I'm prayin'
That's why I'm sayin'...
...Never leave me I don't know what I'd do...
BRYAN ADAMS - SUMMER OF '69
I got my first real six-string
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Played it till my fingers bled
It was the summer of '69
Me and some guys from school
Had a band and we tried real hard
Jimmy quit and Jody got married
I shoulda known we'd never get far
Oh when I look back now
That summer seemed to last forever
And if I had the choice
Ya - I'd always wanna be there
Those were the best days of my life
Ain't no use in complainin'
When you got a job to do
Spent my evenin's down at the drive-in
And that's when I met you
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me that you'd wait forever
Oh and when you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
Man we were killin' time
We were young and restless
We needed to unwind
I guess nothin' can last forever - forever, no
And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Sometimes when I play that old six-string
I think about ya wonder what went wrong
Standin' on your mama's porch
You told me it would last forever
Oh the way you held my hand
I knew that it was now or never
Those were the best days of my life
Back in the summer of '69
Jon Bon Jovi
I Got The Girl
It feels like I'm walkin' on air
Walk down our street
When the neighbors stop to watch us going by
You can hear 'em talking (let them talk)
Sometimes I think that you're the only reason
The sun still shines (when it shines)
And when this wicked world starts bringing me down
I tell myself that I'm one lucky guy
Chorus
I got the girl (holding all the cards)
I got the girl (she's a work of art)
I got the girl (who's gonna break my heart)
She likes to wear her stripe with her plaids
Won't brush her hair (I swear)
She don't like wearing shoes in December
But I don't care what she wears
Chorus
If I was a holy man I'd get down on my knees
So the angels that watch over her would give a break to me
Holy Mother of saint bubble gum and Sister band-aid knees
Won't you please pray for the ones like me
But the truth is someday
Somebody is gonna take her from me
But the queen of hearts will always be
A five-year-old princess to me (to me)
Chorus
Chorus 2:
I got the girl (she's gonna leave her mark)
I got the girl (she's a work of art)
I got the girl (she's gonna break your heart)
I got the girl, oh yeah
I got the girl, I got the girl
She’s gonna…
I got the girl, yeah
I got the girl, I got the girl
I got the girl
Jon Bon Jovi
It's My Life
This ain't a song for the broken-hearted
No silent prayer for faith-departed
I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd
You're gonna hear my voice
When I shout it out loud
It's my life
It's now or never
But I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live when I'm alive (It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
I just wanna live when I'm alive
It's my life
This is for ones who stood their ground
For Tommy and Gina who never backed down
Tomorrow's getting harder make no mistake
Luck ain't even lucky
Got to make your owns breaks
It's my life
And It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live when I'm alive (It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
I just wanna live when I'm alive
It's my life
Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend don't break, baby don't back down
It's my life
And it's now or never
'Cause I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live when I'm alive (It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
I just want to live when I'm alive
It's my life
And it's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just wanna live when I'm alive (It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said "I did it my way"
I just want to live when I'm alive
'Cause it's my life!